Mad!!

I be so mad!
Mean horrible Mum not be talking to me. she ignoring me and not paying me attentions. All cos she shouted at me. She said horrible words like bad dog to me.

I has beed very good lately and not touched any of the 'not yours' but today I couldn't help myself. Mum had beed working on a stuffie kinda thing for her blog. It looked so very interesting. She was paying it lots of attentions and every now and then would make an exciting ouchie noise when she poked herself with the needle. And it smelled like sheep!!

So when it got left alone on the dining room table I had to hop up and take a look. Next thing I know it had gotten in my mouth and come with my into my bedroom and then what do you know it ended up like this...
That's when grandpaw found me and tattled on me to Mum.



After she shouted I thought I'd play it cool and pretend I had just been chewing my bone the whole time. Mum exchanged knowing looks with Auntie Penny. How does they always know?


Mum said I not allowed anywhere unsupervised and not allowed in her room when she not in it. So not fair!! That my big crate!! So then I sulked for a bit.


And decided to get sympathies from grandpaw. But he kicked me off.

*sigh*

Being grumpy with me soo unfair. There no proof I did it, and anyway, it not look so bad my way. Usually when I had beed bad Faline gets to blog and I get banned from it. Well I not doing it this time! If she try to come in here to blog I will growl at her. Just you watch! Mum mean not talking to me and doing shoutings cos she should not have such interesting stuffs and leave them on diningroom tables. I not care if she say dogs not supposed to jump on the chairs and steal things from there... and infact if she not give me cuddles soon I gonna run away from home and go to Scotland to live with Martha and Bailey!

~No lickies! Ludo.

pee ess: Ok, some lickies. But only for all of you. And only if you go say happy birthday to my sweet special gal.